Belly Buttons Explained

Q: How do babies get their belly buttons?

A: When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row. Then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, You are done and you are done and you are done"

I prefer the theory my grandfather explained to me when I was little.. "That is where the indian shot ya." He used to say. I believed him. Grandfathers are God when you are little. My grandfather also used to show me how his ears could wiggle and pull quarters out of my ears.
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