Tuesday, January 22, 2008

under constuction

stay tuned!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Don't Tell Chrystal and Valerie but...

I have been digging in old pics of Nannies!

Sunday, July 29, 2007

For my Seaster

Yes I changed my avatar..
Yes I highlighted my hair
Yes I am using a straightening iron!
lol

Our House

Our house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud ..
(shades of Madness)

At least lately something is happening and it's quite loud anyway..
The step daughter et al; are here during a transition period for them. Glad to have them of course.
Although I have had to spank the little one a time or 2...
or 3
It's all for the good. We made muffins this AM. Jiffy muffins. They where really good!

But Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Friday, December 08, 2006

Best Light Show EVER!!

this is from last year but I still would LOVE to be able to do this to our house!

Friday, December 01, 2006

Friday's Funnies

A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"

The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too... see?" the Texan says. "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." "You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan. "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.

The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies. The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.

Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.

The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?" "Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."

The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Friday, November 24, 2006

OK...24 Hours of Thanksgiving is Over!

Marti and I had a great idea that we would blog about the various goings on here at the house on Thanksgiving Day. However it required that one or both of us be at the computer for a length of time, and aside from the time we spent looking up stuff on You Tube and trying to find "The Cubicle Song" and "I'm Gonna Whip Somebody's Ass" song, we were enjoying the lovely-ness of our family.

Alicia, youngest member of the clan at age 4, was sitting at the head of the Thanksgiving Table with Marti on one side of her and I was on the other. I had gotten up to get seconds and was sitting down when Alicia looks at Marti and says, "She's your sister?" Marti replies, "Yes..." Alicia looks from Marti to me again and says, "She got woman boobs - why don't you?"

Later on, Marti's hub's son was showing off his MP3 Player and explained that when he was having a bad day, it always perked him up to listen to a song called "My Enormous Penis." Suddenly, he looks at me and says, "Hey Joan! With your Woman Boobs and my Enormous Penis, we could make a lot of money!"

Ahh...the joys of home and hearth...

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

24 Hours of Thanksgiving...

...STARTS RIGHT NOW!

Hi! It's Joan! Marti's sister! We are together at Marti's house and Marti said, "We should do 24 hours of Thanksgiving on the blog!" and I started tippity tapping away and here I am!

I'm not real sure what this means, but I'm sure it will be fun!

Marti said, "DAMN! The Turkey is still frozen." and I replied, "We didn't die last year did we?"

....STAY TUNED for more details of the exciting adventures of MARTI & JOAN!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Thought...........

Pleasant conversation is always better with a little eye candy..