Friday, March 31, 2006

Friday's Funnies


This will make all you technologically challenged people feel GOOD.

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice
for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone.

He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her
astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie," he said, "how
do you like your new phone?"

Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a
bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though...!"

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

Friday, March 03, 2006

Friday's Funnies

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidel s, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high,500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."

Pooooof! End of story