Friday, February 27, 2004

What if god was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home
Last night was a weird night.
First, we had light snow during the day. that was cool. but we had thundersnow in the forecast and got it. if kinda screws with your senses. Lightning, thunder and way heavy snow!
Then as I got ready for bed
And layed the pillow 'neath my head...
my mind went to running ten thousand thoughts a minute, rapid fire succesion - one after the other - one extreme to the other - wonder if I can get to work in the morning - oh i forgot to send the cash report - umm remember when (grin) ....- i forgot to get gas - i gotta have that key made - the girls trip to ny should be fun - i need to call tldc - i need to get NC tags - OMG make it stop!
I tried focusing
I tried counting my favorite man (you know who you are) jumping over my bed
I turned the TV on a infomercial
Finally I had to set up in the bed and hollar (yes hollar, I am learning) stop!
times like that I am glad I am single
but also wish I wasn't
wouldn't it have been nice to curl up next to someone you care about, put your arm around them and be lulled to sleep by the warmth and steady breathing? I find that very calming.
So I had glass of wine instead.
NOW on to today.
I have spoken of my new office before in previous blogs. Well I have a key and I keep it locked. When I got to work this AM there was a feather in the floor. hummm. much like a quill feather, a deep charcoal color, fluffy and soft.
That lead to a major wtf?
who was here? why did they have a feather? what were they doing with that feather? which lead to a quick were had that feather been? i certianly haven't been having any fun in my office and by god no one else was going to either! at least before but it looks like i was to late.
I picked up the feather and marched into my boss's office. You can guess the look on his face when I walked in. "Someone has violated my office!' I stated sternly.
"uhmm" he replied, "the cleaning crew was here last night."
"oh" i said, "just as long as they weren't having fun."
and returned to my office.
I know he thinks I am really strange now
listening to my immortal - evenesence

Thursday, February 26, 2004

I'm on the Highway to Hell
for sure if I don't change my ways!!!

First I want to give a shout out to my blog buddies Jef and B2K... I have had people say they read my comments just to see what you guys write....
sa -lute!
Second, check out the link to "AC my son's friend" on the links menu..

Now, I want to talk about NC.. We all know I just moved here... I am sorta catching on to the twang...I am gonna post the rules as I learn them.
Today's rule... if you thought your name ended with an "a" you are wrong.
Example: Rebecca = Rebeccer
Your name really ends in an "er" Now gonna use that observation in a sentence..
I recently moved to North Caroliner.
OH OH and I bet you thought a whale was a mammal..and one syllable.. oh no contrare
Wha-ale, I am glad you moved to North Caroliner!

Deep thought for this week:
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

Listening to Gary Jules - Mad World

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

Torture Me
Hey to all, Thanks for all the comments on my tattoo! I want meet Etienne! lol
I am looking forward to getting it!
I am however constantly amazed at all the places people get peirced and things for your peircings. Did you know they have vibrating tongue rings? OMG!!!
I have started walking again and tonight used the company gym. I did 15 minutes on some kind of machine that I am sure a sadist invented and i won't be able to walk tomorrow!
I also hit the free weights and the treadmill. Damn good thing the weights were free! cruel bastards! I have never been big in working out but used to do it more often. Getting back into some of that.
going for now!
listening to (and singing along with) Alicia Keyes

Monday, February 23, 2004

Markings of the flesh

Alrighty then...
i have already said I am getting a new tattoo. I have been looking around for what I want. can't find it. so I drew this.
Comments please! I am getting it on my lower back next week. Let me know what you is permanent you know!
And artists usually sign their work... My initials are MF....hummm
that's a MF ass!!! lol

Sunday, February 22, 2004

Doctor asks: "Do you swallow?" Samantha says "Only when surprised!"
great Samantha line

"It was a mercy fuck, he only had one ball"
great miranda line

"It was jackrabit sex, you know pound pound pound pound pound"
great carrie line

"Oh look it's pink for girls!"
great charlotte line

Carrie: "Oh, did you want to come up?" Mr. Big, "Absofuckinglutly"
great mr. big line

Friday, February 20, 2004

Life is a bowl of Cherries
I read this on an online news article:
Native American folklore says that the first question we ask upon dying is, "Why was I so serious?"

Life today is full of reasons to scowl, frown, sputter and fume, but you know what? That's just plain defeatism and it only makes you look and feel old. Find things that make you laugh and surround yourself with them.

Set laughter goals: laughing to tears daily; falling-down, rolling, pants-wetting hilarity once a week perhaps. Laughter is your tether to youth, an instant facelift, and the purest appreciation for what a cool ride this really is.

Again I say, Life is short, live it to the fullest. Do what makes you happy. I try to laugh about something every day, and for me I can laugh at myself a lot!
Listening to (and watching) Joan of Arcadia
Today was a good day! I am all excited as I have found someone to go with me to get my next tattoo! I will be going week after next.. yeah baby!

Thursday, February 19, 2004

Deep Thoughts

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

and if you know me you know it is something I would do!
I like kids, when they are someone else's. there was a time in my life i wanted more kids. that time is not now. been there, done that, read the book. Now small children are OK when they are in their place. mcdonalds, the park, etc... not next to me in a adult restaurant. Especially when they have liberal parents. I was in outback one night with one of my girl friends and a older couple was seated next to us with a young child. about 6 i guess.. they obviously had this child late in life as they were not young. at all. this spawn of satan proceeded to ruin my dinner and that of the partron's seated around me. he yelled, threw colors, screamed at the top of his lungs because he wanted something to eat that this place didn't have. it was so bad the waiters and waitresses where coming out of the kitchen to see what could cause such a commotion. finally dad drug him to the bathroom, with a not so sincere threat of a "spanking". the satan child knocked the salt, pepper and sugar off the table while looking at mom going "mom, mom, what are you going to do about this?" dad drags him off. we can hear them in the bathroom...damn..the manager comes over and offers to move us, but it is crowded, i have my food so we decide not to move. after their food comes, they finally come out of the bathroom. dad looks worse for wear than the, dare I call it this, child. major pout on his face and dad is pushing him along the way to the table. remember i said he knocked that stuff off the table? well somewhere along the way he lost his shoes and he stepped on a sweet and low packet with only his socks on.. horrors!!!
I hear "ouch, ouch that hurt" and he looks at me with evil satan eyes. I look right back, put on my "i am a bitch don't fuck with me buddy" look and said "I eat small children" with a growl and thru my clenched teeth. I think I scared him more than dad did! About freaking time. And if I had let the manager move me I wouldn't have gotten the pleasure of giving that child a nightmare!
listening to Joss Stone...

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

what!!!!no sex in the city????
Sex and the city has been something I have looked forward to and even planned around for the last several years. I have lived vicariously through Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda. haven't some of you? Now it is coming to an end, what is the world coming to? my friends and I have compared ourselves to them, sort of a which one are you, what would you do kind of thing. Charlotte, uptight uptown girl. Miranda, neurotic and sarcastic funny. Samantha, well what can you say about samantha! head stong and sex driven! Carrie, incurable romantic addicted to shoes. I guess if I had to pick I would say I am a version of Carrie, even if i have the hair of miranda. I am neither neurotic, nor headstrong lol Although I would rather make my living with photography than journalism. It was also funny how many times that week's show hit home for one or all of us.
So what are you hoping for, in the spectacular ending? Will carrie stay in paris with the russian or will she succumb to mr. big? I myself hope carrie goes with mr. big. Samantha has her young stud and is happy. miranda and steve have re-united and married. Charlotte is getting babies of the puppy what better fairy tale ending could there be? and what would be wrong with a fairy tale ending, huh??
Now what do we have to choose from? reality TV? The bachelorette? next top model? the surreal life? Celebrity mole? or worse even the littlest bachelor? (now that show calls for a definite WTF!!!)
All I can hope for is to buy it on DVD from season 1... I know, I need to get a life!
listening to Maroon 5
and let's not forget this weeks drink of choice....yummmmmm!

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

a moment of waxing poetic
I woke up to snow this morning.
Not a heavy snow. light small flakes. snow always reminds me of things fresh and new. As I gaze out the window and daydream a bit, you just can't help but think all things are right with the world. at least for a short, peaceful few minutes.
for now I am enjoying the cold weather. next year i may hate it, but now it is nice to have some change in the weather. a little cold. i have missed that.
wax on, wax off
back to reality now!
listening to hoobustank...............

Monday, February 16, 2004

Check out a new link on the left called fanfuckintastic. Some of her stuff makes me laugh

listening to .........Stevie wonder

Sunday, February 15, 2004

Over the river and thru the woods
My sister came to visit! It was a rather spur of the moment thing. She drove up friday last night. we both needed it in our own ways. She needed to get away from all her issues at home and I needed adult companionship and a break from work stuff. I work to much. this i know, but it is just in me to do that and i don't know what to do about it....I am working on it but anyway.....
Saturday we went to G'boro to do some of my errands. My sister makes me her blog...then understand earlier in the day when I told her I wanted to go to priscillas, she was like "is it a sex shop?"
I was like "i don't know haven't been there before and what do you mean by sex shop?"
She said, "You know, do they sell toys?"
Me, "I am not sure."
She " Cause I could sure use one of those!"
Then we get there, they do sell toys and she is all embarrased cause she is with me....lmao
But a good day was had by all. Oh and my shopping list was for things in the house, reguardless of what my sister says!!!lol. I bought glasses and silverware. Couldn't find a bathroom shower curtian to suit moi, nor dishes....
Today we planned on taking in a movie, but thanks to the weather, that didn't happen...calling for 3 - 5 inches of snow..
So she left early and I made stew (yummmm) and burned CDs...
Listening to.................... staind

Friday, February 13, 2004

hear me singing....i'm alright, i'm alright - it only hurts when i breathe...
i love melissa ethridge

which reminds me of a time when my son was younger. he was with his dad and step mom in small town america. I get a call...
son "mom L (the stepmom) took away my melissa etheridge cd!"
me "why on earth would she do that?"
son "she said melissa is a lesbian and i can't listen to that it might influence me."
This is hilarious, two fold:
One that my son, obviuosly male, could be influenced to be a lesbian...
Two if you where a lesbian you would like women and not just for their "fashion sense"
OK, laughing my ass of at small town small mindedness. But wait, i just said i love melissa etheridge, omg i must be a lesbian!!!

Thursday, February 12, 2004

re-organizing this page
I could call it under construction, but it is already constructed. I could call it remodeling, but everyone is remodeling something these days, their house, their image, their body... so i pick reorganizing as I have had lot's of practice at that at my job. We re-org, don't give it time to take effect, then re-org again!
my contribution to all my friends and family for valentines day, with a large nod to

pick a card of your choosing and send to someone you love, like or hate!

for the hiker
for the dog lover
for the metro rider
metro rider v2
for the molesters
for the lame brains
for the needy
for the obsessed
for the pervs
for the vindictive
for the scanks

drove to work in snow today! wooohoooo
listening to the radio..................

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

me today, no me this week!!

and I am sharing this with my family and friends, thanks to b2k, if you haven't seen this it is just to good not to view at least once!
charlie brown and outkast - hey ya
Check out a new link called work hate...take the time to read it over! i especially like their description of
Pay increase and title elevation bestowed on office spies.
OMG that is soooooo true!! at least where I work...

listening to American Idol .... Fantasia is cool!!! and from near here!

Sunday, February 08, 2004

Oh the powers of Chocolate

... found this online...I always thought it just raised your endorphins and made you happy!! ha ha..
Dark chocolate is the chocolate of choice. "Milk chocolate is for kids. Dark chocolate is for lovers," says Weinstein, who explains that dark chocolate has a higher percentage of cocoa, which means it has more phenylethylamine, a chemical that mimics the feeling you have when you're in love. wonder if they really know what it does?

and this is toooo funny! Hope you have sound!

Listening to the grammys....actually a pretty good show this time

Saturday, February 07, 2004

is this the truth or is it fiction?
you decide
When I was young my mom and step dad used to roll their own cigarettes. this was a special, relaxing time for them. I always knew when they where going to. They would head into the living room and out would come the Iron Butterfly album. Mom would call me in and tell me I needed to go get my sister and we needed to "play nicely, it was quiet time for the adults". (play nicely? Maybe she was remembering when I knocked my sister off the barstool, but that is another story.) My sister and I would settle in playing Barbies somewhere. In the background I could hear "ina-godda-da-vita baby.... don't you know that I luh-uh-uh-uv you" Mom and her man would always be in such a good mood after a while! Do you know how long it took to to realize that they where smoking marijuana, wacky weed, grass!!!!!????
now fast forward to many years later...
Mom was claustrophobic and had to have a MRI. she was especially nervous and wanted her 2 daughters to go with her and be with her. naturally we agreed. Pre-mri time we are in the hall outside the mri room waiting our turn. the waiting seemed to make it worse on mom. so my sister and i decided to entertain her. we starting singing "ina-godda-da-vita" to her making the bass noises, playing a little air guitar and all. then we added a little dance.. all the while mom going "shut up, shut up, your embarrasing me!" we just looked at her and said "got your mind off it didn't we!". we ended up embarrasing ourselves in the mri room. ever been in one with that thing running? damn it's loud! in there we started making up songs to the beat of the thumping. little did we know all the techs in the glassed in room could hear us... oh well!!!

and by the way seaster... that is my dawn doll!!!! lol
so do you think this is the truth?

Friday, February 06, 2004

my brain wheels need a greasin'

WOW, this week has been busy, work at work, take work home and work! I have done that 3 nights this week. I will not do this forever!!! So needless to say I am brain dead ..
I need a fun break!
I did see a report on Primtime last night that rather disturbed me, will talk about that later..
only inspiration I have today is a deep thought
deep thought
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Listening to Beyonce - me myself and i...

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

one day my prince will come
he has to be computer literate!! (joking)
actually one day I will figure out how to make my blog 3 columns. but until then I will post these here randomly
Deep thoughts
Wouldn't it be cool if you could buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the world spin real fast and freak everybody out?
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.
are you laughing yet?
If not, you either 1) are thinking to much about your work or issues
2) don't have a sense of humor... so get one! lol
I lmao last night about these...but then I am warped!!!
listening to talk radio...don't ask why, I hate talk radio

Monday, February 02, 2004

I'm gonna get you naked by the end of this song
Seems the big news today about the superbowl was not the game or how close it was but that janet jackson's boob got exposed. I myself missed it, don't ask me how as I was sitting here, or if I care, but I got sent and or directed to many pics about it today. the big delimma is was it staged or not. take at look at this pic, click here, and tell me if you think it was staged or not. If i had seen it, would I have run from the room screaming "a boob, i have been blinded and i am going to hell"?
If it wasn't staged would you have something on your nip? I don't think so.
if your nips are covered are they really "exposed"? some strippers at some strip joints have to wear pasties.
just what the hell is that on her boob anyway? some sort of silver sunburst torture thingy?
and is it me or does her boob look awfully white in that pic..hummm, just a whiter shade of pale - re brother Michael Jackson. my apologies to Procol Harum.
well she paid enough for em, might as well show em.
and omg i am sooo excited! P diddy and fifty cent can do magic! they can sing with out moving their mouths! insert redhead sarcasm here. I myself was offended by the lipsyncing. or shall we say lack of.. At an event of this magnitude, wouldn't you think the performers would "do it live"? oh wait, maybe they really can't's all a it! If I had paid what it cost to go to the superbowl and have good seats, I would be pissed!!!!
Listening to train....

Sunday, February 01, 2004

and the beat goes on
OK what was your favorite add? I liked 2 especially..
The first one was on early and had the coach yelling at his team ruthlessly..question was, how did he get this way..
next scene it showed his wife yelling at him about bills, the house, the car etc...
The scond was the bud light commercial with the dogs. One well bred dog fetched the beer out of the cooler, his owner all cocky...asked the second guy what his scruffy dog could do...I lmao!!!
never underestimate the power of chocolate
and I am out!

15 million women are predicted to watch the super bowl. 1 of them is me. humm wonder what the odds of that are?? lol..... ya think 1 in 15 million? I made sure my surround sound was hooked up so I can watch and feel like I am in a stadium. next best thing to being there

I want this click here
I need it...
stop laughing, I am serious!
donations accepted...and appreciated!

I have to wear real work clothes know "professional"...better go pick them out...

listening to the superbowl on TV