hear me singing....i'm alright, i'm alright - it only hurts when i breathe...
i love melissa ethridge

which reminds me of a time when my son was younger. he was with his dad and step mom in small town america. I get a call...
son "mom L (the stepmom) took away my melissa etheridge cd!"
me "why on earth would she do that?"
son "she said melissa is a lesbian and i can't listen to that it might influence me."
This is hilarious, two fold:
One that my son, obviuosly male, could be influenced to be a lesbian...
Two if you where a lesbian you would like women and not just for their "fashion sense"
OK, laughing my ass of at small town small mindedness. But wait, i just said i love melissa etheridge, omg i must be a lesbian!!!
LMAO