Doctor asks: "Do you swallow?" Samantha says "Only when surprised!"
great Samantha line

"It was a mercy fuck, he only had one ball"
great miranda line

"It was jackrabit sex, you know pound pound pound pound pound"
great carrie line

"Oh look it's pink for girls!"
great charlotte line

Carrie: "Oh, did you want to come up?" Mr. Big, "Absofuckinglutly"
great mr. big line