Friday, April 15, 2005

Friday's Funnies

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts to her husband at the top of her lungs,
"Pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband says, "Oh my God! What
should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she says.
"Just get the hell out."

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