Cologne and Such

What is it with some men and cologne? (I know women do it also).....But
A man passed me this weekend and I could not only taste his cologne as he walked by, but could still smell him 5 minutes later! I don't want to taste your cologne! EEWWWW

AND

A friend of mine is having trouble with her man. You should see my friend. She is tall, thin, attractive, funny....What gives???? I told her to buy a dildo! They are like pets, they don't talk back, don't hog the remote and love you unconditionally.

What is up with people!!!!