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George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing, and landed in the creek below

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful, he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kids said, " I want to go to Disneyland" George W. said "No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One"

The second kid said, " I want a pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid says, " I want a motorized wheelchair with a build in TV and stereo headset!"

George W. was a little perplexed by this and said, " But you don't look like you are handicapped?"

The kid replied, " I will be, after my Dad finds out I saved your ass".