Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Sunday, July 29, 2007
For my Seaster
Yes I changed my avatar..
Yes I highlighted my hair
Yes I am using a straightening iron!
lol
Yes I highlighted my hair
Yes I am using a straightening iron!
lol
Our House
Our house it has a crowdBut Maybe I'm crazy
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud ..
(shades of Madness)
At least lately something is happening and it's quite loud anyway..
The step daughter et al; are here during a transition period for them. Glad to have them of course.
Although I have had to spank the little one a time or 2...
or 3
It's all for the good. We made muffins this AM. Jiffy muffins. They where really good!
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
Best Light Show EVER!!
this is from last year but I still would LOVE to be able to do this to our house!
Friday, December 01, 2006
Friday's Funnies
A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"
The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too... see?" the Texan says. "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." "You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan. "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies. The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?" "Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"
The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too... see?" the Texan says. "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." "You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan. "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies. The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?" "Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Friday, November 24, 2006
OK...24 Hours of Thanksgiving is Over!
Marti and I had a great idea that we would blog about the various goings on here at the house on Thanksgiving Day. However it required that one or both of us be at the computer for a length of time, and aside from the time we spent looking up stuff on You Tube and trying to find "The Cubicle Song" and "I'm Gonna Whip Somebody's Ass" song, we were enjoying the lovely-ness of our family.
Alicia, youngest member of the clan at age 4, was sitting at the head of the Thanksgiving Table with Marti on one side of her and I was on the other. I had gotten up to get seconds and was sitting down when Alicia looks at Marti and says, "She's your sister?" Marti replies, "Yes..." Alicia looks from Marti to me again and says, "She got woman boobs - why don't you?"
Later on, Marti's hub's son was showing off his MP3 Player and explained that when he was having a bad day, it always perked him up to listen to a song called "My Enormous Penis." Suddenly, he looks at me and says, "Hey Joan! With your Woman Boobs and my Enormous Penis, we could make a lot of money!"
Ahh...the joys of home and hearth...
Alicia, youngest member of the clan at age 4, was sitting at the head of the Thanksgiving Table with Marti on one side of her and I was on the other. I had gotten up to get seconds and was sitting down when Alicia looks at Marti and says, "She's your sister?" Marti replies, "Yes..." Alicia looks from Marti to me again and says, "She got woman boobs - why don't you?"
Later on, Marti's hub's son was showing off his MP3 Player and explained that when he was having a bad day, it always perked him up to listen to a song called "My Enormous Penis." Suddenly, he looks at me and says, "Hey Joan! With your Woman Boobs and my Enormous Penis, we could make a lot of money!"
Ahh...the joys of home and hearth...
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
24 Hours of Thanksgiving...
...STARTS RIGHT NOW!
Hi! It's Joan! Marti's sister! We are together at Marti's house and Marti said, "We should do 24 hours of Thanksgiving on the blog!" and I started tippity tapping away and here I am!
I'm not real sure what this means, but I'm sure it will be fun!
Marti said, "DAMN! The Turkey is still frozen." and I replied, "We didn't die last year did we?"
....STAY TUNED for more details of the exciting adventures of MARTI & JOAN!
Hi! It's Joan! Marti's sister! We are together at Marti's house and Marti said, "We should do 24 hours of Thanksgiving on the blog!" and I started tippity tapping away and here I am!
I'm not real sure what this means, but I'm sure it will be fun!
Marti said, "DAMN! The Turkey is still frozen." and I replied, "We didn't die last year did we?"
....STAY TUNED for more details of the exciting adventures of MARTI & JOAN!
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Friday, September 29, 2006
Friday's Funnies
A short story
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road, and dies.
Thought for The Day: If only men would listen....
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road, and dies.
Thought for The Day: If only men would listen....
Saturday, September 23, 2006
Friday, September 22, 2006
Friday's Funnies
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. Let's see what else, Oh, you'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage and the starting salary is $200,000 a year.
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. Let's see what else, Oh, you'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage and the starting salary is $200,000 a year.
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Nova Scotia 2005
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Originally uploaded by marticagle.
these are older pics but I just got them uploaded and it was such a beautiful place!
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
DUBYA
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing, and landed in the creek below
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful, he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kids said, " I want to go to Disneyland" George W. said "No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One"
The second kid said, " I want a pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid says, " I want a motorized wheelchair with a build in TV and stereo headset!"
George W. was a little perplexed by this and said, " But you don't look like you are handicapped?"
The kid replied, " I will be, after my Dad finds out I saved your ass".
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful, he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kids said, " I want to go to Disneyland" George W. said "No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One"
The second kid said, " I want a pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid says, " I want a motorized wheelchair with a build in TV and stereo headset!"
George W. was a little perplexed by this and said, " But you don't look like you are handicapped?"
The kid replied, " I will be, after my Dad finds out I saved your ass".
Friday, September 08, 2006
Genie in a Bottle
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
Thursday, September 07, 2006
It's Back To School Time!
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
teacher."
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
teacher."
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